I have been informed that the mint shower gel has to go as it causes tingly tezzies. Sigh – will grab a boring one when we’re out shopping today. I would have thought the odd tingling in the tezzies would be rather desirable but apparently not.
I’ve been threatening to buy Mr Fluffy the hair removal device, the ‘NoNo’, to rid him of his unsightly upper-lip hair but he has gone and had his hair and beard cut so he is now Mr Not-so-Fluffy and I have to think of a different Christmas present. There is a plethora of men’s barbers around Southbourne but we managed to find the one who looked the most drunk and most dirty. On entering his establishment we were shocked to see a very red-faced, bulbous-nosed chap emerging from the back. By the time we noticed the mounds of hair on the floor it was too late to retreat so Mr F took a seat and prepared to be shorn. I was ushered into the back to watch tele and read tabloids (which I declined) whilst being surrounded by football paraphernalia and empty champagne bottles.
The cut ended up being pretty good for £8.00 although I did have to snip quite a bit of beardage away that the barber had missed.
We’re currently in a field surrounded by diggers and tractors near Bournemouth Airport so Mr NSF is in heaven. We may only be here for a short while as things are moving along on the house front. Watch this space.
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